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Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question (Henry Mon)
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. (Frank Sinatra)
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason. (Latin Proverb)
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. (Oscar Wilde)
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. (Albert Einstein)
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (Benjamin Franklin)
Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw)
The surest way to remain poor is to be honest. (Napoleon Bonaparte)